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Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt – Dark Humor EMS T-ShirtJust So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T Shirt Sometimes education happens the hard way. This shirt just makes it official. The Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people whove seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence. Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm
Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt T-ShirtSometimes education happens the hard way.
This shirt just makes it official.
The “Just So You Know, Nothing Accidentally Goes in Your Butt” tee is blunt, clinical, and signed with authority by the people who’ve seen enough ER stories to say it with confidence.
Designed for EMTs, paramedics, nurses, firefighters, and first responders, this piece leans into dark humor and professional sarcasm — no fluff, no apologies.
It’s not inspirational.
It’s informational.
Why You’ll Love It
Dark humor that only emergency services truly appreciate
Bold, distressed typography with a vintage medical manual vibe
Comfortable, durable fit made for off-duty and station life
Perfect for EMS Week, nurse appreciation, birthdays, or salty coworkers
Designed by The Salty Medic — because you’ve earned the attitude
Fit & Feel
Unisex fit
Soft, breathable fabric
Holds up through real-world wear and repeated washes
Who It’s For
EMTs. Paramedics. Nurses. Firefighters. Law enforcement.
If you’ve ever had to explain anatomy to an adult — this one’s for you.
If you haven’t… maybe stick to motivational quotes.
Welcome to The Salty Medic.
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★★★★★ 5
Love these shoes!
Size: 9 Little Kid, Color: Rose Glitter W/Strap
My daughter loves these shoes! So comfy & easy to put on! They are even cuter in person!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 25, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Run small size up
Size: 10 Little Kid, Color: Rose Glitter W/Strap
Mini Melissa’s are my go to flats for my toddler they are so cute and flexible perfectly comfortable for her little feet.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Used shoes
Size: 10 Little Kid, Color: Glitter Clear W/Strap, Size: 10 Little Kid, Color: Glitter Clear W/Strap
If I could give this zero stars, I absolutely would. I ordered these shoes expecting them to be brand new since I paid full price and never selected any “used” option. What I received instead were clearly heavily worn shoes there were visible signs of use that you simply wouldn’t expect from a new product.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Pricey but worth it
To say my daughter loves shoes would be an understatement and whenever you throw in a fun color and glitter to the mix, it only exponentially increases the love and excitement every time she puts on these shoes! The quality of the shoes are outstanding, they provide support in the right places and so far have been surprisingly durable (for a toddler that’s saying something)! This is the second pair of this shoe that I’ve purchased, the first was a pair of the clear glitter style. They are very cute shoes and the color matched the pictured on the website very well, which was great since I was trying to complete a “Princess Anna” look with a previously purchased dress. Note: I do suggest to size up one size, because in my experience they run a little small.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 2, 2024
★★★★★ 5
My daughters favorite shoe!
Size: 10 Little Kid, Color: Gold W/Strap
My daughter wears these every single year- we always get the gold and clear glitter. They go with everything and so comfortable to her. Once it gets warm outside this is her go to shoe everyday!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2024
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