Warning - We Bought The Drink Package + Magnetic Loop Backing

Warning - We Bought The Drink Package + Magnetic Loop BackingYou were warned. Our Warning We Bought The Drink Package patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and questionable judgment. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro compatible, it snaps onto hats, bags, or beach gear in seconds. Perfect for cruises, all inclusive resorts, and legends who plan to get their moneys worth. PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or

You were warned. 🍹
Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and questionable judgment. Designed in a 3x2 format and fully Velcro® compatible, it snaps onto hats, bags, or beach gear in seconds. Perfect for cruises, all-inclusive resorts, and legends who plan to get their money’s worth.

PATCH ATTACH FACTS

Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality

Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler. That’s where Pull Patch comes in. Our patches are like memes for your gear, letting you swap out your mood, flex your humor, or just remind people who's boss.

✅ 100% VELCRO® Compatible – Sticks to any loop surface, so swap it out as often as your mood changes.
✅ Fast & Easy Style Change – No sewing, no hassle, just slap it on & go.
✅ The Perfect Fit – 3” x 2” patches that make a statement without taking over the show.

Express yourself in an instant. Your gear, your rules.

PATCH SPECS

Small But Mighty – Just Like Your Comebacks

✔ 3” x 2” Size – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to stay sleek.
✔ Built to Last – Made from 100% polyester, because you don’t have time for flimsy gear.
✔ Hook Backing That Sticks Like a Champ – Fully compatible with any VELCRO® loop surface.
✔ Clean-Cut Look – Finished with a sleek black merrowed edge—because details matter.

You bring the attitude, we bring the patches.

PATCH CARE

Keep Your Patch Game Strong

🧼 Storage Hack – Store patches face-to-face so the hook backing doesn’t snag on stuff.
🧼 Wash Like a Pro – Cold cycle only—think of it as a refresh, not a punishment.
🧼 Air Dry, Don’t Fry – No dryers. Let them chill naturally.
🧼 No Softeners, No Irons – Unless you want a melted disaster, let’s skip the ironing.

Take care of your patches, and they’ll take care of your rep.