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The Pit Dweller

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The Pit DwellerMulti tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of ballsa promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F. B. I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the days ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices. Fear not, Prospective Reader, this aint no

Multi-tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of ballsÑa promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, an involuntary F.B.I. case or two, discombobulated relationships and a series of paintings gazing down a hallway toward a restroom. To make it through, Bobbie and a host of peripheral others deal with the dayÕs ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices.

Fear not, Prospective Reader, this ainÕt no book Õbout some dude livinÕ in a hole.

It's about a guyÉ No. No-no, itÕs more than that.

The Pit Dweller forges a deeply personal relationship between you, [insert your name here], and its many charactersÑall shapes, sizes, varieties and backgroundsÑas they inspect the hole within themselves and strive to fill the void with whatever fits, matching all those sharp-edged nooks and odd-shaped crannies. Ah, [your name goes here], life ainÕt so easy, though. Is it? It tends to throw unexpected, dark shadows across the worn path, some shaped like a comical bear and some just downright grizzly.

Written by David Charles Matthews, The Pit Dweller wrestled its dreamy way into existence after rousing its author from a deep sleep, induced by the previous eveningÕs devouring of two huge helpings of shrimp stew andÑadmittedlyÑway too much garlic bread.

ÒHIS BEST EVER. Matthews went the distance on this one. The Pit Dweller not only takes THE TIPPY-TOP SPOT in the character-driven, dad-brained crime-comÕ-romÕ-dramÕ genre, it takes the cake, adds some sprinkles and serves it up on a paper plateÑthe high-quality kind, not that cheap stuffÑwith a tiny cup of Blue Bell Dutch-chocolate ice cream and a small tongue-depressor-of-a-spoon. Grab a slice, take a cup and savor the jocular journey. AN INSTANT NON-DAIRY, GLUTEN-FREE, NON-OCCULT CLASSIC.Ó

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DesertRoads
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Ball Launcher!
Style: Sport, Size: Large
Our dogs love this ball launcher! I can throw the ball long distances without any arm strain. The balls wear out, and as described by others, tennis balls don’t fit. Buy extra balls if this is of concern. We bought a few of the “Chuck It” rubber 3” balls and they have worked well for our dogs. It’s a great value and fun for the dogs.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2025
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Cheri Who
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Chuckit!! Just Chuck it!!
Style: Sport, Size: Large
Chuck it further than your skinny little arms can chuck it. Doggo loved this, I loved this and when we were done Doggo promptly hid it under the porch so I couldn’t take it from him. It’s not a squeaky toy, it’s for fetch. You wing it out toward the yard and it flies, bounces if it’s lucky then is attacked in an adoring manner. We like it!!
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Don L. III
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Great to exercise the dogs!
Style: Sport, Size: Large
Great to throw 3” KONG Ball (RED) with hole thru it! The thrower is the best to exercise dogs with retrieving balls!
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LRBuyer
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Style: Sport, Size: Large
This is a lifesaver. My lab will chase the ball all day and this saves the arms and shoulders. A little bit of a learning curve to use but I would definitely recommend
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Jamie
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Labs love this!!!
Style: Sport, Size: Large
Our Lab LOVES everything about this thing! Recommend getting extra durable balls as the 1 included fell apart in 1 hour. I have a very energetic Lab retriever that we have to force to stop playing ball so he does not overheat. That & the force with which you can throw this ball did not help keeping it from splitting it in 2 in less than 1 hour. This is worth the money for the extra throwing power & distance but do invest in the ULTRA strong ball for dogs like retrievers! Also, be sure to order the correct SIZE OF BALL, specific to each different size of throwing wand. My fav thing about this item is #1 the joy my dog gets from the new challenge of racing to catch longer throws, & #2 I don't have to get my hands covered in dog slobber!! He has gotten to where he can almost put it in the cup himself so I won't waste time throwing the ball again! Man, I love that dog!!! ❤️
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