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Spelling Optional. Humor Required.
The Education Is Importanter flask is made for people who appreciate irony, sarcasm, and a well-timed grammatical disaster. Blunt, clever, and intentionally incorrect, this funny stainless steel hip flask delivers its message loud and clear — even if the spelling doesn’t.
Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, sturdy, and easy to carry, it’s perfect for off-duty laughs, classroom survivors, office humor, and anyone who knows the joke before it needs explaining.
Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a great gift for teachers, students, coworkers, graduates, or anyone who enjoys smart humor that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling and to make sure every ounce of “education” makes it inside.
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Key Features
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8 oz stainless steel hip flask
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Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)
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Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss
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Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating
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Dishwasher safe
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Compact, travel-friendly design
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Gift-ready packaging included
Dimensions & Capacity
Dimensions: 3.75” x 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)