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If Giraffes Were Real

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If Giraffes Were RealTheres no such thing as a horse with a horn, but there is such a thing as a leopard horse with a ten foot long neck? Absurd, right? If Giraffes Were Real takes that absurdity and runs with it as a satirical work meant to amuse children and parents alike. About the Author Uncle Andrew, if you know him, either is your uncle, or isn't. If you address him as My dear, Uncle, in person or in a letter, he will more often than not be confused, especially if

There’s no such thing as a horse with a horn, but there is such a thing as a leopard horse with a ten-foot long neck? Absurd, right?

If Giraffes Were Real takes that absurdity and runs with it as a satirical work meant to amuse children and parents alike.

About the Author

Uncle Andrew, if you know him, either is your uncle, or isn't. If you address him as “My dear, Uncle,” in person or in a letter, he will more often than not be confused, especially if he is not your uncle—as is the case of the majority of the human race, and indeed the majority of all species on this earth. He is brother to two other uncles, as well as one or two aunts. He resides closer to his own uncle than to any of his uncle’s other nephews, but not closer to his uncle’s uncle than they.

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Vanessa Swann
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Steven Madden heels
Size: 8.5, Color: Champagne
Love these heels but I need a size 9. Got it in 8.5. Hopefully it will be available in the 9 soon.
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Latoya
New York, US
★★★★★ 4
Nice but uncomfortable
Size: 7, Color: White
Didn’t expect them to be so high so they were uncomfortable but they are beautiful
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Angenise
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice shoe Steve!
True to size. Comfortable
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Nelo N.
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
High but sturdy heels
Elegant sandals. High heels but very sturdy and comfortable. True to size. I love them.
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Brandi Ramirez
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 3
Beautiful but for sitting only
3 stars for this gorgeous EXTREMELY Uncomfortable shoe. The gold toe part is definitely going to give you blisters if you do any kind of walking.
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