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By The Oz.

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By The Oz.Mike is an exceptional student with aspirations of becoming a pharmacist. He is anxious to succeed, yet he also holds a desire to break out of his caste like existence. While re evaluating his use of recreational drugs, circumstances lead to a rash decision. He is forced into a road trip to escape arrest. A series of misfortunes is catching up faster than he can outpace it. A tour de farce ensues, with compounding crimes, leading to seemingly

Mike is an exceptional student with aspirations of becoming a pharmacist. He is anxious to succeed, yet he also holds a desire to break out of his caste-like existence. While re-evaluating his use of recreational drugs, circumstances lead to a rash decision. He is forced into a road trip to escape arrest. A series of misfortunes is catching up faster than he can outpace it. A tour de farce ensues, with compounding crimes, leading to seemingly inescapable turmoil. Throughout the story, he is consciously influenced by the recall of his departed friend Draco, and subconsciously influenced the spirit of the same, through dreams.

The spirit of Draco is also the story’s narrator, of sorts. Despite his gained advantages, the recently deceased narrator is still learning how to navigate his new being. He garners help from more experienced spirits, who always manage to find a brief moment to provide tips and assistance. 

Humor, like a good wine, can be dry and dark. In that spirit, the story is a comedy.

 

About the Author

Author hails from haunts of H.L. Mencken, Francis Scott Key, and Edgar Allen Poe.

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Color: Green
Its bot as pretty as the day we got it but it has held up pretty well
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My dog is OK with it but doesn't like it as good as the whale indestructible toy I got her previously. She chews on it a little while and quits. She acts almost like it makes her nauseated. Idk though.... It gets very very sharp! Be careful grabbing it after they've chewed it.
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Perfect for my dog that destroys everything
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It’s important for you to know: it’s hard. It’s a hard toy. It’s a bit heavier than normal dog toysx but it’s perfect for dogs who destroy every toy.. I have a 30lb 2 y old baby and they keep her entertained for sure. They are s good size. I honestly love it. My dogs love it too. It was a good purchase :)
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My puppy. Loves these. Still chewing on them months later. They lasted.
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These are indestructible toys. They do, however, hurt if the dog comes and drops it on your head while you’re sleeping. It is also quite scary when the dog drops it on the tile in the middle of the night. Be warned ;)
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