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Monstropus 2.0 Vibrating Tentacle Silicone DildoBuzzing Tentacle Monster Key Features Fantasy Dildo: This robust, yellow and green tentacle is thick, textured with suckers, and has a tapered tip. Powerful Vibration: Enjoy 3 speeds and 7 patterns of buzzing vibration! Premium Silicone: Made out of premium, phthalate free, body safe silicone. Harness Compatible Suction Cup Base: The wide base is both strap on harness compatible and has a suction cup for hands free rides. Waterproof and Rechargeable:
Buzzing Tentacle Monster
Key Features
- Fantasy Dildo: This robust, yellow and green tentacle is thick, textured with suckers, and has a tapered tip.
- Powerful Vibration: Enjoy 3 speeds and 7 patterns of buzzing vibration!
- Premium Silicone: Made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.
- Harness Compatible Suction-Cup Base: The wide base is both strap-on harness compatible and has a suction cup for hands-free rides.
- Waterproof and Rechargeable: Rated IPX6 waterproof so it can handle showers and splashes of water. Recharge using the USB cable provided.
A huge octopus grabs onto the boat, and pulls it to the side! You fall into the water, thrashing amidst the fallen items from the boat and scrambling to get hold of anything that you can climb onto! In pure panic, you grab something long and thick nearby… only to realize with dread that it is alive and moving! One of the monster's long tentacles is holding onto the boat, too! You try to use it to climb to the boat, pushing against it to get your head above the water for a breath, but the tentacle pulls you in! Helplessly you gasp as it holds you above water and watches you sputtering! Its grasp is merciless and unyielding. Your whole body is beginning to be wrapped up by tentacles. The abnormally thick and brightly colored limbs explore you as it holds onto the mast of the boat with one large tentacle. It slips beneath your clothes and pulls them off you. You gasp in pain as your clothing shreds and tears, the fabric pulling against your flesh. You shiver as much in fear as from the cold as it holds you half-naked with salt spraying and splashing against you. One long, slim tentacle begins to reach between your thighs and with shock, you scream as you realize what is going to happen next! The tentacle oozes out some slime and then forces itself inside! You gasp and wail in pain and fear at this violation, but then the wails of fear turn into soft moans of pleasure. The rage inside you rises to the surface and you enjoy the deep, penetrating reach of this thick tentacle. "Yes, I deserve this. I deserve to be given exactly what I want… no matter how dark and dirty…" and you writhe in pleasure in the middle of the ocean where no one can see you, no one can judge.
Monstropus 2.0 Vibrating Tentacle Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:- Overall length: 7.3 inches.
- Insertable length: 6.6 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 0.5 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.8 inches.
Color: Yellow, green
Note: Do not submerge under water. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.
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★★★★★ 5
Hilarious and Heartfelt
Format: Hardcover
I started reading this to see if my cousins (who are between 7 and 11) would like it-- and I ended up loving it. It's a fun, mysterious, animal-friendly book. It not only keeps the reader on edge as an exciting whodunnit but also touches on deep questions of animal welfare and consumerism. The characters, both the children and the adults are touchingly real, filled with flaws and always given the chance to redeem themselves. Although it takes place in an imaginary zoo and much of the book is comedy, everything that happens feels so authentic.
I'd recommend it to both kids and adults-- everyone will get something different out of it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2010
★★★★★ 5
This book kept me guessing and housing until the end, it deserves five stars!
Format: Kindle
I started to read this book because my friend was reading it on the way to swim practice and I wondered what kept her so intrigued and unresponsive. I asked her about it and she told me what it was about and what was currently happening. I was already rather to start it. I bought it and immediately began to read. I read for about four hours straight- stupidly- no joke!! It was one of few mystery/action-adventure novels that are actually really unpredictable in great ways! All I could think about was the story as I say in middle-school today, wondering what would happen next. I would most certainly recommend this to any reader, wether out not they like mystery or not!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2013
★★★★★ 5
Great intro to Barcelona
Format: Flexibound
My kids really likes the layout and pictures. Highly engaging!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2021
★★★★★ 5
accurate and timely service
Format: Flexibound
Kept my grandson interested in the city while we visited
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Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2019
★★★★★ 5
Awesome Information for Kids - History, legends and fun facts
Format: Flexibound, Format: Flexibound
Packed with interesting and entertaining facts and legends for kids (and adults but def geared towards kids). My youngest could only read in small doses because it’s A LOT of info packed on the pages. They really enjoyed learning about Barcelona’s affinity for giants, dragons, and good versus evil. So many fascinating tid bits got them excited about our summer trip (we are going to Barcelona!).
Highlights: executioners would sell dead people’s shoes which the townspeople put in front of their houses to ward off evil spirits.
Gaudi didn’t use straight lines because there are none in nature. He was so obsessed with the basilica plans he stopped hygiene and wore shoes made of woven plant roots.
My kids loved the section on chocolate and candies (my vote is churros) and the tradition of the poop log 💩
Overall we really enjoy this book and it will join us on our travels. It got my kids excited to see the giant goldfish sculpture, see the sharks at the aquarium, the amusement park, fountains, statues and so many of the history rich areas of Barcelona.
Highly recommend if you’re planning a trip with kids to get them engaged, or for a report for school, or just to learn about other places and cultures.
Please note - this is not a travel guide for adults. No hotels, tours, prices etc are included.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2019