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Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Edition (2nd Edition) – Base Game

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Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Edition (2nd Edition) – Base GameBuild a Unicorn Army. Betray your friends. Unicorns don't judge. The Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Edition is the adult themed, standalone base game that takes the award winning strategic gameplay of the original and adds a delightfully "horny" and disgusting twist. This 2nd Edition features updated card text for better balance and streamlined mechanics, making it the definitive version of the game for your next "not safe for work" game night. Unlike the

Build a Unicorn Army. Betray your friends. Unicorns don't judge.

The Unstable Unicorns: NSFW Edition is the adult-themed, standalone base game that takes the award-winning strategic gameplay of the original and adds a delightfully "horny" and disgusting twist. This 2nd Edition features updated card text for better balance and streamlined mechanics, making it the definitive version of the game for your next "not safe for work" game night.

Unlike the small expansion packs, this is a complete standalone base game—everything you need to play is included in the box.

Gameplay Overview

The goal is simple: be the first person to collect 7 Unicorns in your "Stable." You’ll start with a Baby Unicorn, then spend your turns playing Upgrade cards to protect your army, Downgrade cards to cripple your opponents, and Magical Unicorns with game-changing abilities. Just watch out for the dreaded "Neigh!" cards that can cancel your moves instantly.

Product Highlights

  • Fully Standalone: This is the expanded base game with 135 cards. It is not an expansion pack; it contains a full deck ready for 2–8 players.

  • 2nd Edition Updates: Includes revised rules and card text to ensure smoother gameplay and more competitive strategies.
  • Mature Content: Packed with sexual humor, inappropriate jokes, and "delightfully disgusting" artwork. It also includes optional drinking and stripping rules for those looking to raise the stakes.

  • Highly Portable: Housed in a sturdy, magnetic-closure box that’s easy to bring to parties or trips.

  • Award-Winning Roots: Based on the game that won the 2019 People’s Choice Award for Toy of the Year.

     

Specifications

  • Players: 2–8

  • Ages: 21+ (Adults Only)

  • Play Time: 30–60 Minutes

  • Format: Standalone Base Game (No other sets required)
  • Condition: Brand New / Factory Sealed

See pictures for product  condition. All products are shipped Mon, Wed, and Fri from Retro Madness in Texas. Our staff are available during business hours to answer questions, send photos, or help find the perfect collectible item. Please call us at our Bedford location for more details!

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