SKU: 96169397286

Personalized fucktose intolerant stainless steel tumbler, adult humor custom bottle, Sarcastic cup, funny sarcastic cup, I pretend coffee helps but I'm still a bitch cup

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Personalized fucktose intolerant stainless steel tumbler, adult humor custom bottle, Sarcastic cup, funny sarcastic cup, I pretend coffee helps but I'm still a bitch cupFor those who like their drinks hot and their humor even darker, this personalized laser engraved stainless steel tumbler is the perfect blend of sass and style. Featuring the hilarious Fucktose Intolerant design (or other dark humor options), this tumbler makes a bold statement while keeping your favorite beverages at the perfect temperature. Why Youll Love It: Premium Stainless Steel Durable, rust resistant, and built to last. Laser Engraved Design

For those who like their drinks hot and their humor even darker, this personalized laser-engraved stainless steel tumbler is the perfect blend of sass and style. Featuring the hilarious “Fucktose Intolerant” design (or other dark humor options), this tumbler makes a bold statement while keeping your favorite beverages at the perfect temperature.

Why You’ll Love It:
Premium Stainless Steel – Durable, rust-resistant, and built to last.
Laser Engraved Design – No fading, peeling, or chipping—your humor stays sharp.
Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps drinks hot and cold for hours.
Personalized Just for You – Customize with names, monograms, or your favorite dark humor phrase.
Spill-Resistant Lid – Because accidents are only funny when they happen to someone else.
Perfect for Any Occasion – Great for work, home, road trips, or as a hilarious gift for friends with a twisted sense of humor.

Whether you're lactose-intolerant or just intolerant of nonsense, this tumbler is made for those who don’t take life too seriously. Order yours today and sip with sarcasm! ☠️☕

Keep in mind that the current listing is offering 2 options for your personalization inked printed (through sublimation) or laser engraved. Both are permanent and won't peel or fade over time if the care instructions are followed. 

PLEASE WRITE IN THE CUSTOMIZATION BOX DESIGN OF CHOICE ALONG WITH THE FONT AND NAME IN CASE YOU WANT IT PERSONALIZED.

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Tammy Vaughn
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Easy to operate.
Color: Black/Battery
Very easy to operate. I was a little confused on how it operated but all I had to do is sit it on top of the can and it operates by itself. When it is done, the lid can be removed or set on top of the can. It doesn't leave any sharp edges. I was using a hand held one but because I have arthritis in my wrist, it is worth the price easy enough for seniors or disabled
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
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Carlos Guevara
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Great, super efficient!
Color: Black/Battery
Love this. Bought it for my mom since she doesn’t have a lot of strength in her hands. Perfect. Kind of slow but gets it done haha.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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Pamela Bognar
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 1
Only worked for 1 month.
Color: Black/Battery
This product was delivered on April 20th and worked great. It made a nice clean cut in the metal with no sharp edges and the top of the can lifted up nicely. Yesterday, May 24th, it stopped cutting and unfortunately, the return window closed on May 20th.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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Sindy Reyes
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Super safe
Color: Black/Battery
The most easiest and safe can opener to have people with diabetes or heart issues that take blood thinners that can’t get cut this is perfect
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026
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Jb
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 4
Opens the can weird, but functional
Color: Black/Battery
Ehhh it’s easy to use and gets it open, my only issue is that it doesn’t open a can like a regular can opener where it is cut on top of the can and you can push it in the can to drain if needed. Rather it cuts the outside of the can as it spins around, so it doesn’t fit inside the can. Not very handy when you’re opening a can of tuna and want to drain the tuna juice, so I had to keep my manual one, that I was trying to get rid of by buying this electric one 🙃
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026

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