I'm not old, I'm a classic
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I'm not old, I'm a classic

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I'm not old, I'm a classicOur shirts are made using a high quality screen printing. I press these personally using a commercial grade heat press. The finished product is extremely durable, just as if the shirt had been freshly screen printed! To insure lifetime of the item, machine wash cold , with the item inside out and warm dry recommended. Want it in a different style of garment tank, long sleeve? or a different Color? I have those too ***Please be aware that some color

Our shirts are made using a high quality screen printing. I press these personally using a commercial-grade heat press. The finished product is extremely durable, just as if the shirt had been freshly screen printed!

 To insure lifetime of the item, machine wash cold , with the item inside out and warm dry recommended.

 • Want it in a different style of garment tank, long sleeve? or a different Color?I have those too 

***Please be aware that some color choices may not always be readily available, as we face some uncertainties with suppliers in this hard time. I will do my best to accommodate your choice, please list a backup color in case I run into limited stock. 

 These are unisex shirts and run slightly larger. They are made of ring-spun cotton (and is oh soft and comfy). For women, if you prefer a looser fit, order the size based on your measurements. If you prefer a slim, form fitting fit, consider ordering 1 size down. Everything does shrink a tiny bit when you wash it, but they are cut and prepared to reduce the shrinkage so shrinkage is minimal.

-Heather shirts - 50/50 cotton poly. Super soft

 -Retail fit, Side seamed,Tear away label, unisex sizing, pre-shrunk

(in inches) XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Body Width 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 N/A

Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 N/A

This is a Digital mock up of my actual product so the color may be slightly different due to different computer screens 

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